The Crusade Has Begun, notes from The Target

Rare MD12 swell, courtesy Nick Denny

   The dim days of winter continue to dog us.  It has been a mild New Year and for that we are blessed, but the nights on ice keep our East Coast waters in the low 40's.  No good for 3/2 suits without hoods.  Even the accustomed  daily lines denotive of the season have been nearly non-existent as February has quietly rolled in.  Translation, we ain't surfin' yet. But as The Target, Mr. Walston elaborates in the following- we have currently, an ulterior session to establish.
   The Crusade for the perfect wing and beer joint has begun.  In an unexpected move, additional cavalry by the name of Cheeks Wix, (Crew MIA as of late 2011) joined in the start of the long journey.  While we may believe Ken will have to be sacrificed and otherwise defiled along the way, let it be said here and now... no better man will have to be SOLD during the crowds of summer.  But for the time at hand, we enjoy his unique humor while we can.  For we all know during the long hard rides of summer (actually, they can be pretty damn short), we will only hear his whimper as we leave leave him on some deserted stretch of beach...empty beer can in hand.*

  As with every first step, a rating must be given:

First step, 2/2

 Smitty's

Medium-Hot Buffalo Wings:A-
BBQ Wings: B
Beer (chilled glass): B
Atmosphere (a bit reserved): B
Music (Randay..): B

Total Rating -  3.15
The bar is set.

HardAss - No smiles...NO SMILES!

*creative editing by The Watt